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A Confirmation

orgasmictipsforgirls:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

the sassy nineties

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

Facing this stuff in real life is not like school.

(Source: pottersir)

call-me-shezza:

ultrafacts:

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Well there go
my plans for tomorrow

(Source: ultrafacts)

girlofcomplexities:

via (Retronaut)


My sweetheart and I had a quarrel
I was troubled as a body can get
So, I put on my coat and walked out into the night
When a strange little girl I met

Now, I don’t know who she was
And I don’t know where she came from
I only know there was an angel glow
In the eyes of the strange little girl

She told me she knew of our quarrels
And I listened as she softly spoke on
She said, true love is rare
So don’t lose the love you share

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

dreagercrossing:

This is the only way to explain the extraordinary concentration of dinosaur fossils in such a small area.

could we have this? i’d like to be friends with dinosaurs i dunno about you guys

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

(Source: hipsteryoghurt)

(Source: maleficent2014)

niyruh:

shestag:

layourwearyheadtorest:

2farts2furious:

daaaamn

Shots fired

Slay

Damn

(Source: stewarter)

gehayi:

hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.

(Source: mannysiege)

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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